Kenapa Aku Benci Manchester United

1. Fans are Glory Hunters... Bila menang perangai macam pukimak.
2. Bad losers... Bila kalah perangai lebih sial mengalahkan pukimak.
3. Sir Alex Ferguson ... that uncle Lobster!!!
4. Ronaldo crying after getting a red card ... PONDAN!!! (nasib baik mamat ni dah tak ada dalam Manchester United and I am not a fan of Real Madrid either). And remember when he was with Manchester United - his face when he dives & when he scores. Urghhhh!!!
5. None of their fans even come from Manchester - Survey yang dijalankan pada tahun 2002, menunjukkan warga Manchester lebih ramai menyokong Manchester City dari Manchester United dan kebanyakan yang memegang pass bermusim untuk Manchester United yang benar-benar datang dari Manchester hanyalah 24% (approx.) manakala 64% untuk Manchester City. - And it is STILL the same thing right now.
6. Defenders who dive - kepakaran Manchester United yang tidak boleh dinafikan.
7. Manchester United fans thinking Ferguson discovered Ronaldo
8. Consider themselves as the best team ever in England with some use of Manchester-based newspapers to spread crap when they are not even close of Arsenal!
9. Proud with 18 cups when it was pretty clear and obvious they won those cups with NO clean sleeves.
10. Keep saying they are the best in England and the best club in the world. Huh? They never get their name stamped in Guinness World Book of Record at all!!! N.E.V.E.R
11. Think they’ll win all competitions every season - over confident, arrogant, douche, scumbag.
12. Losing games & titles at Old Trafford and their fans walked away before the game finished. (Can't em be just as cool as other team supporters who stay still and keep supporting although they know that they are losing?)
13. Saying they have the best academy, despite the fact they have no decent young English players.
14. Van Der Sar acting like he gets shot every time he attempts to make a save
15. They say they have the best support in the world and yet, most of the time, their stadium is quiet. ADMIT IT MANCHESTER UNITED FANS!!!
16. Most of the united fans have NEVER been to old trafford. MOST.
17. You will never get a penalty at Old Trafford although sometimes its clear it was Manchester United's fault for bringing down opponent in penalty box. Asshole.
18. At Old Trafford, when Man Utd is winning, injury time is 1-2 minutes.. if they’re losing.. its bout 3-4 minutes. Fucking unfair.
19. The FA will bend over backwards to help them, but no one else.
20. Most females support them because Ronaldo plays for them. … Too bad they don’t know that he was caught with 2 transvestite hookers… Before, it was Beckham. Urghhh!!!
21. What is so special about Shrek a.k.a Wayne Rooney? When compared to Lampard, Terry, Gerrard, Fabregas, Xabi Alonso, Fernando Torres, etc., who the hell is he?
22. Alex Ferguson ‘Bum Loves’ all the refs, he is a moaning twat who thinks every decision should go there way!
23. Fergie, stop chewing you fucking idiot!
24. They only have a fan base because all their supporters are from Asia (including MALAYSIANS yang bodoh-bodoh), not England.
25. Football Focus with John Dykes: they were talking about how Manchester United are the most hated team in England itself.
26. Their academy doesn’t produce any players for quite a loooooong time. LOSER!
27. Give no credit to the defenders… it’s just Van Der Sar aka without him, Manchester United is nothing. Seriously.
28. Even Beckham left them =) ...Oh don't get me wrong, I am not a fan of Mr. Victoria Adams. LOL!
29. Is there anyone with even a little bit of self-respect playing for them?